Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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