Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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