He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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