Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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