guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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