How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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