Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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