As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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