we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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