i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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