I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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