Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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