Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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