I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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