I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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