I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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