Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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