On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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