dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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