The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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