I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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