he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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