I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
