C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
