"it" just moved
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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