Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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