I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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