But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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