What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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