So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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