A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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