PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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