The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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