Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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