I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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