I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
