I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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