She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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