I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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