I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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