white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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