sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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