We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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