I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
we're making bets on your personal life
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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