i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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