i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Still dying that you shit outside
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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