If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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