at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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