we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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