please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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