why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
