Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
this will be a night to untag.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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