haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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