No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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